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Maisie’s Amazing Maize Maze Mystery (by Janey Clarke)

‘I want my songs’, said Maisie. ‘I want my songs!’ shouted Roddy. ‘Stop squabbling’, said Mum. Mum turned the radio on. It was a news story. Thieves had stolen treasure from the museum.

‘Boring’, said Roddy.

‘Interesting’, thought Maisie.

They reached the Maize Maze. Mum parked the car.

‘Wait for me’ Maisie shouted as loud as she could. ‘Please.’ Her brother  Roddy didn’t wait. Roddy never waited for her. He ran into the maze She wished she had the big giant’s voice from her voice machine. Roddy would listen to her then. 

Her own voice was round and bubbly. It made people talk to her in silly voices. They would look sad and ask her questions like.

‘Does she want a drink?’, and ‘Is she sad?’

Yuck

She wanted to answer those questions with the giant voice. But Mum wouldn’t let her use it.

‘Don’t use that one. It sounds like Billy Connolly.’

It was a nice voice.

The voice Mum liked was a little girl voice. It was a sweet voice. The voice of a girl who liked pink, and fluff, and playing quietly.

Maisie liked orange, and robots, and noisy games.

Maisie thought the maize maze would be fun. She imagined a maze built from giant corn cobs. Or great big tins of sweet corn.

Maisie liked sweetcorn. It was a happy colour. If Mum wasn’t near they called sweet corn ‘poo peas’. If you’ve ever eaten it you’ll know why.

This maze was just big green leaves. No yellow at all. Maisie couldn’t see Roddy. He had run deep into the maze. She stomped on after him. The path was a dead end.

She could hear voices deeper in the maze and tried to follow them. She came to another dead end. The voices seemed further and further away.

Maisie began to feel sad and lonely. She heard a noise behind her. 

She turned around to look.

There was someone standing in the middle of the path. Someone with a straw hat, raggedy clothes, and a carrot for a nose.

It was a scarecrow, and he was waving at Maisie. 

‘Hello,’ said Maisie.  â€˜I’m Maisie’.

The scarecrow didn’t speak. Something moved in the scarecrow’s shirt. A little mouse popped its head out of the pocket. A little brown mouse. The mouse had brown fur. Big brown eyes. And long brown whiskers. It was very pretty.

The little mouse winked.

‘Mice can’t wink,’ thought Maisie. The Mouse winked again.

‘Hello,’ said Maisie. The mouse winked again.

‘Can you talk?’ Said Maisie. The little mouse blinked twice. Two blinks meant ‘No’

‘Do you live here?’ Asked Maisie. The mouse blinked once. One blink meant ‘Yes.’

‘I’m lost, said Maisie.

The little mouse climbed right out of the pocket. He ran up the scarecrow and sat on his shoulder. He sat up on two legs. And began to nibble the scarecrow’s chin.

The scarecrow began to shake. He began to sway. He began to walk.

‘Shall I follow you?’ Asked Maisie. The mouse turned his head to face her. He blinked once.

Maisie followed the scarecrow.

The scarecrow had a wobbly walk. His legs were straw. Maisie had a wobbly walk too. Her legs were skin, and bone, and muscle. Sometimes the muscles didn’t listen to her head. Just like Maisie didn’t listen to her Mum, or her teacher.

Maisie hoped the scarecrow knew the way out of the maze. The scarecrow turned this way, and that way. Maisie followed close behind him. He never came to a dead end. Maisie felt happier.

Suddenly the scarecrow stopped. Maisie bumped into him. He wobbled but he didn’t fall over. The little mouse turned back to look at Maisie. He put his paw to his mouth. Maisie knew that meant to be quiet. She tried to be as quiet as the mouse.

Maisie could hear voices. Big voices. Like monster voices. Big scary monsters.

‘No-one will think to look here’ said one of the monsters.

‘We’ll come back and get them tonight,’ said the other one.

‘What if someone sees us?’ said the first monster.

‘There’s no-one here. I checked’, said the other one.

There was a rumble of thunder. A big plop of rain fell onto Maisie’s head.

‘Let’s get out of here.’ Said the first monster.

Maisie didn’t like thunder.

A bell rang.

Far away a voice called, ‘Please leave the maze. There is danger of lightning. Everyone leave the maze please.’

Maisie didn’t like lightning. She wanted to leave. But the scarecrow stood still. She didn’t know which way to go.

Maisie heard the sound of heavy boots.   The sound became quieter and further away. The scarecrow started to move.

He led Maisie around the corner.

‘I hope the monsters aren’t here’ thought Maisie.

Around the corner was a dead end. 

‘Oh no! ’ thought Maisie.

The little mouse jumped off the scarecrow’s shoulder. He ran down the scarecrow’s arm. And onto the floor. 

Maisie watched the mouse. He snuffled into the hedge. Only his tail stuck out.

Then a king appeared from the hedge. But it wasn’t a king. It was the mouse. He was wearing a ring on his head. It looked just like a crown.

Maisie looked into the hedge. It was full of treasure. There were diamonds, and rubies, and gold. There were rings, and bangles, and beads.

The monsters were thieves. This was their loot.

‘Excuse me,’ said Maisie to the scarecrow.

She took his scarf. She tied it to a branch at the bottom of the hedge. Right next to the hidden treasure. The scarf marked where the treasure was hidden.

‘Excuse me’ said Maisie to the little mouse. She took the ring from his head. She put it back into the bush with the rest of the treasure.

‘Can we go now?’ Maisie asked the little mouse. The mouse blinked once. He ran up the scarecrow’s leg. He ran right up the scarecrow’s jacket. He sat on the scarecrow’s shoulder again.

The scarecrow turned around and started to walk his wobbly walk.

The rain was very heavy. Maisie was getting wet.  She didn’t mind. She liked the rain. She pretended she was an explorer in the rainforest. Or a pirate in a ship on the sea. Or a detective. 

She was a detective. 

The scarecrow began to walk more quickly. Maisie had to run to keep up with him. She turned a corner. The scarecrow and the little mouse were nowhere to be seen. She had reached the exit of the maze. 

She was Maisie again.

‘Where have you been?’ said Mum. Mum had a cross face. ‘Roddy has been back for ages.’

Roddy always came first. He had been born first. He was first in races.

He had never solved a crime. Maisie was the first detective.

Maisie was wriggly at tea time. As soon as she finished her tea, she rushed to her bedroom. She typed a message into her voice machine

Later, when Roddy and Mum were watching telly. Maisie crept to the phone. She dialled 999. She called the police.

‘It’s Billy Connolly!’ said the Policeman. ‘He knows where the stolen jewels are.’

The police rushed to the maze. They ran into the maze. They turned this way and that way. At the centre of the maze they found the scarecrow’s scarf. They found the jewels hidden in the hedge.

The police hid in the hedge. They sat and waited. They waited and waited. At midnight when it was very dark, the police heard a noise.

It was the thieves.

The police jumped out.

‘Stop thieves!’ they shouted.

They caught the thieves. And took them off to jail.

The jewels went back to their owners.

Thanks to Maisie, and the scarecrow. 

And the little harvest mouse.

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A quick weekend break

We’re just back from a quick break to Dundee

I’d booked tickets for a few of the sessions at

Dundee Book Festival

MK Hardy Hester Musson and Natalie Jayne Clark discuss writing Scotland – where landscape becomes a character in the story.

I also listened to Graeme Macrae Burnet talk about his novella Benbecula, which is part of the Darkland Tales series,

and Professor Dame (not sure if I’ve got the order right there, and she’s also a Baroness) Sue Black, in conversation about her work as a Forensic Anthropologist.

It was a lovely sunny weekend over on the east coast and on Sunday we visited Barry Mill an old working water powered mill.

As well as visiting the mill itself there’s a lovely walk along the mill stream

And we had a quick picnic lunch too

Bramble enjoying the shade.

Barry Mill is close to the coastal village of Carnoustie so we made a quick detour for a walk on the beach and a paddle.

It’s a three and a half hour drive to Dundee, on a summer’s day it can be a day trip, but we usually stay over. Our break made me think about the itineraries our guests follow. Few of them include Dundee, I don’t think it figures high on the tourism radar, but that’s a mistake. It has a number of great museums, including the V&A, and one of my favourites the McManus plus it’s a good base for visiting St Andrews, Perth, and nearby long sandy beaches.

I think a trip taking in Dundee, followed by a drive through some beautiful highland scenery, to come and visit us on our even more beautiful west coast would give a great taste of Scotland.

See you soon.

Caroline x

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Seil under siege!

Not Really

We were visited by a film crew last month. I was ridiculously excited and took every chance I could to go and spy on the action. My perseverance paid off and I saw the helicopters flying. Those stunt artists earn every penny of their salary. They flew high over the bay and out over the sea towards Mull – on the outside of the chopper. They were pretty scary, even though it was all make believe.

What show was it? That would be telling, but it’s one of my favourites and the production company was called Jackson River so IYKYK.

In other news we’ve had a glorious spell of weather, the bluebells and primroses are gorgeous

And our mornings and evenings are filled with birdsong

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This was a particularly busy evening for my bird app.

But with the dry weather we’re also on wild fire warnings, so if you’re out and about remember, no open fires and dispose of litter carefully.

Hope to see you soon

Caroline x

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The Scarecrows Return

Seil had its first Scarecrow festival in 2019, it was a great success, with seventy- plus scarecrows sprouting up across the island. The sun even shone (very brightly) on the Highland fair which closed the festival on the final Saturday. It was planned to be an annual event.

Then came Covid

Undaunted the scarecrows returned in 2023, and 2024

Last year they (and the hard working team) took a rest but now for 2026

They’re Coming Back!

So if you’re planning a visit to Seil between 26th and 31st July, be prepared to meet a collection of straw filled characters. And to celebrate National Year of Reading the theme will be ‘Books’

I’ve got my thinking hat on already.

Here are our past efforts

2019 – me in scarecrow form as the world’s worst breakfast waitress, and Bramble stealing the sausages, 2022 – Blodeuwedd, 2023 Ziggy Scarecrow, and 2024 Crow-Ella DeVil

These guys may help

You’ll always find books here at Sheiling

And George has been busy making room for more in the Flora sitting room (check back for the finished version)

Bye for now

Caroline

BTW. Feature image is me as a living scarecrow back in 2019, I really needed that parasol.

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It’s Spring!

Well, meteorologically anyway.

This afternoon the sun shone on my walk

I love daffodils and it won’t be long before the bluebells bloom.

We’ll soon be welcoming our first visitors of the season

April and May are two of my favourite months here on Seil

Come and see for yourself

Caroline

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Sunset on the season

OK, so you have to use your imagination a little bit, but there is a hint of a sunset in that image.

Thanks to all our lovely guests this season, specially the ones who had to put up with views a bit like this

We did have some gorgeous weather over the season, particularly in May and June, but even lately we have enjoyed days when the sky and the sea were blue

And there is a certain romanticism to the moody, misty days

Here’s a shot of a couple of our last breakfasts of the season

And a look at the breakfast room ready to go (and muffins)

We’ve already managed to squeeze in a quick trip to Arran – inspired by some of our guests who had been there prior to staying with us.

Left to right that’s, Lamlash and Holy Island, Brodick Castle, and the path to Machrie Moor standing stones.

Thanks to another set of guests who told us about Mara Fish Bar and Deli, where we had a delicious lunch.

It was a great short break, giving us the chance to stop and smell the roses

And eat the ice cream – it wouldn’t be a holiday otherwise.

See you next year,

Caroline xx

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In the swim

I won’t lie, we’ve had some days this summer when I could have filled a decent sized plunge pool from the sky, but we’re currently enjoying a few days of scorching sunshine.

And when the sun shines, what better way to cool down than a dip in the sea.

We can and do swim from the garden here at Sheiling but as it’s tidal (yes that is the sea) it’s not always possible. And when the tide flows it does so with a vengeance, specially through the channel and near the bridge. I’ve had unplanned visits to the pub car park in the past. So care is needed at all times.

I’ve got a favourite spot over the hill from Puilladhobrain anchorage, we often walk by it with Bramble. She loves the beach there as it gives her a chance to find some new pebbles for her collection – Bramble is devoted to stones as her very worn dentition can testify.

If you fancy a swim while you’re here I can point you in the right direction, or put you in touch with our local wild swimming group the Bluetits of Dunearn – you can find them on Facebook.

Whatever your choice, getting in, on, or just looking at the water – even if it’s the type that comes down – we can cater for you here at Sheiling. Just remember to stay safe, in the water and the sun.

Caroline x

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Spring 2025

We’re enjoying Spring here at Sheiling BnB, we’ve had so many dry sunny days that there’s a wildfire warning, of course that’s not to be celebrated.

We’re taking advantage of the weather to spruce up the outside of Sheiling

Well…George is.

And it’s so nice you might even find me doing a few jobs in the garden (I love gardens, but gardening? Not so much) though it’s a constant struggle against these critters.

But I’m never unhappy to see these

It’ll soon be time to welcome guests, but before that we have family visiting for Easter. Hope the weather holds.

See you soon,

Caroline x

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Things to do

Lots of people come to visit our area for its gorgeous views and outdoor activities. But I can’t pretend we always enjoy glorious sunshine The image at the top was taken last week, today we’re back to more familiar March weather. Luckily there are things to enjoy on a rainy day, out if you want to explore local heritage.

On Saturday several local organisations gave a presentation at the Rockfield Centre in Oban, itself worth a visit for its cafe and changing exhibitions. Some like Historic Environment Scotland are big national organisations with lots of sites under their care. Among our local attractions we have Dunstaffnage Castle and Bonawe Ironworks, which are well worth a visit, but be sure to check websites for up to date opening times and facilities. That goes for any planned trip.

In Oban you’ll find Dunollie Castle which has a great offer of – ‘pay once, visit all year’, a bargain for visitors as well as local residents. Between Oban and Seil in Lerags glen the Friends of Kilbride church have been working hard to protect and share this ancient site.

South of Seil is Kilmartin Glen full of prehistoric standing stones, burial kists, and cairns, they also have a museum but unfortunately it is closed for redevelopment this season.

Another museum, the fascinating Glencoe Folk Museum is due a major expansion, but not until next year, so you can put it on your list of places to visit.

Closer to home our own museum at Ellenabeich will be open Mon – Friday, and Sundays, from April. There’s also a museum over on Easdale, and our friends at the Isle of Luing history group have been busy uncovering and documenting their island.

So if history is your thing, there’s plenty for you to enjoy here on Seil, rain or shine.

Caroline xx

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Signs of Spring

Wow! It’s been seven months since my last post. We’ve had a holiday of our own, to France.

Big picture Grande Place Lillie, others Bordeaux

We had a lovely time, despite one wee adventure trying to charge the car. (You needn’t worry about that here, we’ve an EV charger for guests – ask about prices)

January was busy with our panto,

Spot George helping to dismantle the stage

Now our thoughts are turning to Spring and beyond. We’ve had almost a week of clear weather with another few days promised. On Sunday we were treated to this amazing sight.

Aurora borealis reflected in the Sound, taken from the bridge. Sheiling to left of picture

We can’t promise you’ll see this, it’s the only time I’ve seen them like that. But Seil is a treat for your eyes in any case.

George has been taking advantage of the weather tidying up the garden and I’ve been looking out my recipe books.

Full online booking will be open soon and we’re looking forward to welcoming more lovely guests from mid-May.

See you then,

Caroline, George, and Bramble xx